Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Burr

Wanda Sykes

One singular item please

It would probably be more brown and blood colored

You can prairie dog, that’s acceptable

The larger the size, the better chance of solving all world hunger

You can have the prep time you need.

The new Indiana Jones is great

Meekrob

Just wait until Waluigi gets involved

Do those presents have wax seals?

Those sound like poor people problems

No way that’s clean

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer