Depending on the angle (a lot going on there) you could go with “denial”. As in, you’re lying, because if you’re bot, then my life sucked, and that’s unacceptable, so you’re lying.

Learning from Israel. The spyware is Cellebrite.

It almost sounds like a message from one of those cold war counting stations. “…55-65-% sign-tarif increase-chinese furniture-sliding rail…”

On the contrary, from Wikipedia:

Heresy is any belief or theory that is strongly at variance with established beliefs or customs, particularly the accepted beliefs or religious law of a religious organization.[1][2] A heretic is a proponent of heresy.[1]

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Heresy is distinct from apostasy, which is the explicit renunciation of one’s religion, principles, or cause;

Atheism is not heresy. A heretic is a type of believer. You can argue you meant the colloquial usage as “divergent thought”, but that’s not the usage I used.

Either way, the point stands: not all Islam is the same thing, and the Tehran regime quite clearly has an easier time stomaching cooperation with secularists than with Sunnis.

I’m aware.

No, secularists are nonbelievers, possibly apostates. A heretic believes in the same religion as you do, just the wrong kind of it.

…Yes, the Ba’ath party is 100% secular, and Tehran would rather deal with secularists than with heretics.

Religion isn’t religion isn’t religion. Iran is Shia, “moderate rebels” are by and large Sunni.

Bait used to be believable.

They think they’re Aragorn and we’re orcs.

IDK, the “we only need to be lucky once” is a hell of a message.

…Wait, is Joe then also a child? Good grief, no wonder America went to shit, they let a fucking child be president!

Yeah, you’re probably right. They should try it a few more times just to be sure.

Exactly, which is why Kamala won!

Frankly, I don’t know what you’re complaining about. If you standard for “child” is “has a parent”, then everyone on here is a child, you included. Just pardon them and move on.

…Wow, y’all are really losing it over this, aren’t you?

…A child?

Huh, that also sounds familiar…

Huh, sounds kinda familiar…

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