The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

A fucking DORK?

But what is Aleppo?

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

Ass Hill, you say 👀

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

Hey baby come over and I’ll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

We used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

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We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.