Just to nitpick (and IANAL), but in a common law setup precedent is important. Not sure if it works in the negative, but if you knew of, but did not apply X ruling to person Y, but then did apply to person Z, that’s a problem.

Fun part though. I imagine a conviction here would open the door for going after Biden and Clinton.

amusingly another chicken egg problem. More chickens, faster the eggs. Wait that metaphor works!

I’ve got the EZ and it’s not really a problem. Have a button to switch between my QWERTY (gaming) and colemak (everything else) layers. I occasionally forget to switch and wonder why I can’t strafe right but it’s fine.