He must not like the friend who drinks beer if he’s providing luke-warm brew.

I mean, more people would come if homie stopped putting beer on the counter to get warm.

What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

Hey my friend, fellow depressive here. It’s not addiction, it’s a massive struggle. This is a vital time, the only way out is to face your circumstance.

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

To some degree I think you would like “Let’s Game It Out”. He almost exclusively plays indie and early access games… he breaks them, yes, but that’s where the fun is at.

As long as you don’t eat a second one, you should be fine!

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He came into a thread filled with comic book nerds, and now he’s mad he got his little butt spanked.

drags cigarette “Zee neighborhood can go zave itzelf… HUH HUH HUH, OOO LALA, OUI OUI”

Ah, youre right! Thanks much, you actually are more than just really, really good-looking.

I fully realize how worthless a conversation this is, but it’s funny to see you reach for any reason to remain hateful.

People that acted as Batman at one time or another who were not Bruce Wayne:

Dick Grayson, Terry McGinnis, Damian Wayne (Bruce’s son), Azrael (thanks Zoolander, you really are more than really really good looking)

People that acted as Superman at one time or another who were not Clark kent:

Zod (fun one), Harvey Dent (really though), Kal Kent, Lex Luther (another fun one), Jon Kent, Conner Kent, Val-zod, Kenan Kong, Kal-el, Calvin Ellis

People who acted as Iron Man, who were not Tony Stark:

Weasel Willis, Mary Jane Watson, Ultron, Iron Lad, Pepper Potts, Norman Osborn, James Rhodes,

People who acted as Captain America who were not Steve Rogers:

Bucky Barnes, Danielle Cage, Sam Wilson, Misty Knight, John Walker, Peggy Carter,

I feel like that’s good enough. You think you got me with 007, but that’s based off of novels and not comics/sci-fi. And either way, clearly you’re ignorant to how fictional media functions, specifically relating to comic super-heroes.

Why are you playing dumb? That’s how franchises work, thats how comics work, they switch actors and characters all the time. You pissed at Dr. Who? What about Batman? Some of those movies completely rework the character/backstory.

This happens all. the. time. without much worry at all. The only difference this time is that a minority group is getting the spotlight for like five fucking minutes while a bunch of idiots whine about it.