It’s always mobile game or sports betting ads that are the most “wtf?” levels of complex, which tells you something…

I was going to suggest this one!

Yes, that was my first question: what about Photoshop as an image editor? What is a comparable replacement for that?

I don’t know how it stacks up price-wise, but I’d argue Bluebeam is a far superior PDF editing program. It even covers some word processing, Illustrator, and some PowerPoint adjacent things.

That being said, I can’t see it as practical for the average consumer.

Lol, w/ a Gumby Reagan portrait in the background…