My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(

Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just “put somewhere” where it is easily accessible.

I even paid for the pro version. They deserve it!

Wait a minute I gotta make this better lol

Edit: better, and only uses public domain images.

Same. Yesterday I searched through Switch, PS5, GoG and Steam to find something to play during the holidays.

I think I’ll just track down the Wii game “The Last Story” I never got to play.

Super Switch, Switch Advance, Switcharoo… as long as it isn’t SwitchPLUS or reSwitch or even SwitchON… or Swiitch… or NewNintendoSwitch…

Please take my perfect with a saltmine of salt. I meant it as a way of experience, usability. My OLED is a total asshat that gets warm and turns off while in stand by for no real reason. For this I sold my release day switch.

Okay my thesis on this:

Nintendo perfected the Handheld gaming console with the switch.

This thing is the first time ever that Nintendo upgraded an existing home console.

I hope they don’t fuck up the naming

Since this is lemmyshitpost I’ll just add some shit that rhymes to this post:

I drenched my iPhone in semen

It took me way too long to admit that the poster was talking about production as in “is being produced by nature without human interference” and not “humans produce it because humans want it”

This reminds me of an old YouTube series called “Son of a Glitch”, but in another context:

This son of a glitch is just pretending to be stuck to get out of the conversation!

Edit: OMG I found the channel and there’s about 110 episodes! https://m.youtube.com/@AStartShow/videos

35 points for Ravenclaw for the provision of the vegan bingo.

𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖗, 𝖜𝖔𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖗؟

Don’t take something away - make someone else better.

Actually, Hitler did the same. So you’re saying that what he did was not wrong?

Everyone wants to be happy. Be the least asshole possible.

Look at him and say that again!

Ōkami ☀️🐺

That ending really left an impact on me. There was just something about it, having spent so many hours, seeing that ending made me just go wow

We are the extinction event.