I’m sure China is gleefully rubbing their hands, and busy not interrupting their enemy making mistake after mistake.

How fucked is the world, when Meloni is the reasonable one…

I was alone…

I was all by myself…

No one was lookiiiiing…

I’m sorry friend, but this is what cognitive dissonance looks like.

It’s an attempt at resolving the conflict between a belief (that Trump isn’t that bad, that a president has merit, that things will be ok) and reality, where everything we see him do is increasingly harmful, short sighted or self serving.

Actions speak louder, please re-evaluate your beliefs based on what you see him do.

Let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?

Pig cheese is apparently tasty.

Oh of course, sorry about that… (winks) officer.

Nice try. How long have you been working at DOGE?

That’s not what this is, and even then, that competition wasn’t even good. You had two countries hoarding technological advancements for themselves, with everything having to be discovered twice.

This is a worldwide collaboration, where each assists the others, and it’s a much better way of making progress. See ITER.

Probably yelling her phone number to someone who blew her a kiss.

The one use of roundup that’s universally approved.

I’ll add this along with “gargling beast balls” to the list of sentences I wasn’t expecting to read today.

Sex can transcend appearance much easier than love can.

My argument: as a shepherd, would you realistically consider any of your sheep as a love interest?

I rest my case.

Oh man thanks for reminding me of this.

Link with lyrics - not that it helps much IMO…

Haha jokes on you, I make so little that I don’t have to pay taxes!

Shit I’m gonna go live in the woods. Awooooo

Can I subscribe to more whale facts?

I honestly don’t know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I’m feeling kinda blessed right now…

Uranium fever has done and got me down

I looked up what dingus means, and got this:

nouninformal•North American used to refer to something one cannot or does not wish to name specifically.

So it’s like Voldemort… takes notes

Of course not, how could you miss the oversized stuffed mascot sitting across from him??

And it’s hard to overstate that the post WW2 golden age came as a result as the rest of the entire world being devastated by war, while the US industry was absolutely untouched and immediately ready to pivot from war time demand to supplying the world.

That ain’t gonna happen again.