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Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]

I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:

1. Avoid all stairs
2. Stay seated at all times
3. Wear a fat suit to cushion any fall
4. If you’re already fat, carry on about your day and enjoy peace of mind should you fall
5. Live in a pool
6. Adopt a Hutt lifestyle

I was wondering why the forecast said 2% chance of milk.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

How did you get my baby photos?!

Heat + Old(er) + Rocky Greek Island + Hiking = Death

I think this math checks out.