Well, there’s always one way to shut you up 🤷🏻♂️
CapOnBackwards
Mid 30s man from the good ol UK. Sarcastic teddy bear and kinky as all fuck
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Cake day: March 15th, 2026
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That was cracking 👌
14·9 days agoIt’s all fun and games until youre pulling a pube form between your teeth
But, why would you want a downward facing hook?
It’s already on your taste buds, no point spitting it out 🤷🏻♂️
Need more details.
Does my rod turn golden?
Do I get a golden rod?
Do I get a golden rod?
Still would
Story time!
I mean… Just for the experience… It’d be a talking point at least 🤷🏻♂️
No one craves water more than a thirsty person
I’d love to know where you feel winter
Meh, balls still got sloppy
After seeing it, it’s pretty hard to miss!
36 years, clean as a whistle
Man Pole.
Me Man, this Pole, ugauga
I was not red-y for that this morning
I’d say more blessed than cursed
Hungry hungry hippos
I had to look three times
Got em