Disclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I’ve never bothered to check.

Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it’s old, but it holds up great. I’m currently playing through it with my gf, and she’s enjoying it.

Deep Rock Galactic. It’s great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real “story,” but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.

Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it’s weird. Lmao

Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.

Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.

I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.

Hawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.

I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.

We do. It’s the 2nd amendment. Literally what it was written for, the forceful reclamation of democratic freedom should it be taken by a tyrannical leadership. Too bad everyone that actually gives a damn about that option is on red team, and blue team thinks the 2nd amendment is for killing children and nothing else.

Motortown: Behind the Wheel. The driving feels fantastic, it has just the right amount of RP-ability to be present, but not forced, and it can be high speed or high chill, your choice. I seriously recommend it.

I’m sorry for your loss

At least in overwatch’s case, the porn has always been more relevant than the game.

The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.

“Limit testing”

I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.

It’s honestly the corpse of a retail store being dragged along by a perfectly healthy pharmacy. Every rx sold, regardless of what the customer pays, nets Walgreens the full value of the script. So when grangran runs to Wallygreens to pick up her no cost diabeetus meds, walgreens gets the full 1000+$. And that’s every script sold, every hour of every day.

Mostly jelly

This bit is hilarious

Paladins tryna long rest in their plate

What makes you think other prone don’t?