Winnie the Pooh is gonna be pissed when Taiwan starts laying sea mines within their rightful territory.

hands portrait across seven men on the couch

His ma.

pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

In all fairness she was unconscious and being raped for most of those years so she might not have noticed his poor excuse

“Trust me I know a guy who knows a guy who has a blackmail video of me with an underage male minor so believe me”

He’ll be nominated for Secretary of the Treasury soon

Beaker!

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

Wheely tired

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t use the internet

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

Killin me with John Metroid

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.

QUBGG, easy.

No censoring, their ideas are bad and they should feel bad.

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.