I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

But Taffy, aren’t you worried about the Vug…?

I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!

Indiana Jones and the Not So Fancy Tea Cozy