Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss

Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?

Same, dilapidated attack aircraft. Same.

This raccoon has an absolute dump truck and I think that’s just swell anyway have a nice day lil buddy