Close enough

I’m pretty sure one of the city center clubs has you deposit your guns, I think the one near the apartment

My own mother spewed said nonsense to me the day he was convicted, I died a lot inside

Man I can’t wait for non-binary nap time

Can I still shit?

Holy shit, is that lineage logo? I haven’t seen that since I had my nexus 5, god I miss that phone

Damn, this villain arc sounds pretty good

They keep leaving this shit in the 4th dimension, it’s pissing me off!

A Lego piece? PERRY THE LEGO PIECE!?!

Damn, that’s nuts

But nuclear doesn’t waste as much money, so of course they won’t

One time I told this girl I’ve known for a long time that my birthday was in June and she said “wait your a cancer? that explains so much” and I really wanted to say “really, so what explains why you’re such a bitch” unfortunately I was surrounded by a bunch of kids at the time so my rebuttal had to go missed

Me: “I need an adult” My brain: “We are an ad-” Me:“no, no we are not”

Me making an account:“yeah, Moses was a cool dude”

I mean you technically already do pay a subscription to flush your toilet by paying a water bill, just you get a lot more benefits