I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome

I am envious

It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??

What? No toast? Ugh

Oh fuck off, I didn’t say shit!

It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.

Mid as in “middle of”, right?

I was scrolling slowly and didn’t see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated

He’s a war veteran?? Thank you sir for protecting our country 🫡

A trap

You mean absolutely zoinked out?

Nothings stopping you mate, a compliment can be given more than once

That’s a beautiful name

Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.

Aah!

Beans on rice 😋

Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!

It feels constricted, almost suffocating.

Some sort of performance improving lube?

Could you explain?