Hooray!! We’ve been liberated from our retirement earnings!

This man has always been on the right side of history!!

Clearly suffering from bloodclot, mon.

Yet the headlines will all read, Hamas ends ceasefire deal. Watch.

One thing I’ve learned over these past 8 years is to never underestimate his stupidity.

That’s me! I swear I had no idea he was like this. He was just quirky and awkward when I bought the car. Unfortunately, I can’t take the loss on selling the car and buying something else. And to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, I’m against bumper stickers, I just don’t know how to show it. 😢

She can see your ancestors.

My favorite creative store branded Dr Pepper is Kroger’s The Fizzicist.

This is Google out doing itself. You couldn’t write this shit.

What? Are you too good for some authentic Italian paste-a?

Despite the fantastically thorough case made by South Africa, I don’t have much hope for this ruling. Israel has friends in high places and has already been given carte blanche to do to the Palestinians as they wish.

Completely backed, and fully supported by the US government and our tax dollars.

Wow! This is crazy! I actually just started playing Star Trek The Next Generation A Final Unity a couple weeks ago. I still have my actual copy. So many childhood memories! Hopefully you guys have a much better starship fighting controls, because a Final Unity’s are terrible. Lol!

There is no Hamas in the West Bank. This is murder of innocent children by an oppressive occupier. It has been happening for decades without any international action.

You’re thinking of a fizzicist.

Couldn’t answer it back then, can’t answer it now as an adult.