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Defenestrator@aussie.zoneto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a deer with no eyes?English1·1 year agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
Bec de corbin?
Defenestrator@aussie.zoneto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I have a joke about a broken pencilEnglish2·2 years agoWhat kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?
Defenestrator@aussie.zoneto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear of the bicycle, that fell over?English4·2 years agoIf you run in front of a car, you’ll get tired. If you run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted.
The second picture is a bicorn.
Why not show a one-horned rhino instead?
“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”