“Only limited by the speed of light…”

like…pixie sticks?

“…Some producers are breeding out the taint…”

That’s called a cloaca.

Waitaminute…Dollar Colonel?

Niger or Nigeria? Nigeria is 230 million.

Have you seen this?

https://geospy.ai/

I haven’t thrown anything at it in a while, but it was scary accurate last time I used it (getting within about 200 miles).

Imagine my surprise when the bridge wouldn’t accept my Canadian quarters…

But yes, the last time I got a roll of quarriers from the bank, at least a dollar of it was Canadian.

I was in Australia recently. I don’t think I got any change smaller than 20¢. I did find a 5¢ coin on the sidewalk. The smallest “paper” money is $5, and it’s plastic.

You know this isn’t a mirror, right?

Isn’t that what gold is for? Does US still reserve gold? I seem to remember both James Bond and Die-Hard fighting to protect the gold reserve.

Sorry, but that’s awesome.

Those big boxes of crayons with the sharpener on the back are awesome, because then you don’t have to chew.

Where there any teens on Twitter? Last I was there it was full of angry middle-age men.

Undergarments and deli sites go together

Now I’m not allowed back in Subway.

Spray Adhesive

Not specifically for heat, but seasonal depression lamps exist.

Because they assume he’s guilty.

Does he have a Patreon?

Someone should find that brand of jacket and post it somewhere. I’d buy one and start wearing it around with a gaiter.

So expensive though. But the last time I was there, they just filled the bag with fries instead of using one of those little cardboard boxes. I ended up throwing half a pound of fries away.