Meeech

Best right turn of all time

Nothing sucked more than buying a used game only for it to ask for disc 5 to be inserted to continue, when it only came with 4!

So there are two different types of Chicago pizza. You have suuuuuper thin square cut hella crispy pizza. Then you have guest pizza… aka deep dish. Everyone thinks deep dish is Chicago pizza but most people who live here only ever get it when they have guests from out of town. It’s just not good. Thin is where it’s at.

Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face

It’s not that hard lol

If your erection lasts for longer than four decades, consult an Epstien.

Unfortunately yes… I noticed an uptick in usage after musk started using it openly.

Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

AWOO-HOO!

Patient? Let me introduce you to the frozen uncrustable.

My MIL has had the original leaf and is now driving a newer Bolt. She said her bill only went up 20-30 bucks a month compared to what she was spending a month on gas.

Sounds good. Let’s sign you up for the $30/Month subscription.

Sorry that’s an additional $20 service fee for loving something. Them the rules.

Honestly I feel like the next Elder Scrolls would be a better example than GTA6.

Swordfight!!

Maybe a snake every now and then.

Yes.

You’d be surprised how often will-call orders are placed. The company I work for places them almost daily.

I didn’t have it in my app drawer but once I went to this link, it showed as installed. I un-installed it ASAP.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.safetycore&hl=en-US