They want every place to be like Russia. It’s always been their main contention that democracy is just a sham and basically everyone is a fascist. This is one of the main reasons for invading Ukraine because he couldn’t tolerate a democratic nation as his neighbour. It’ll give the plebes ideas, you know.

One of those headlines where I always think “is this The One?”

Safety regulations are written in blood. But that doesn’t mean there have to be multiple agencies constantly fighting turf wars over who gets to regulate what.

Nah. They’re probably going to kill it because it doesn’t provide high enough margins.

That’s a pretty arbitrary figure. Neither is that thing available on any sort of free market, nor does anybody have any idea how much it would cost to replace.

The article says nothing whatsoever about this topic.

That amount sounds like total bullshit. Diamonds can be manufactured and once that is done at scale, it won’t be all that expensive. Even at $10000 a ton, five million tonnes would cost just 50 billion.

Human ashes are mostly carbon, so yes, of course. We’ll run out of billionaires pretty quickly, though.

They’re scared but they’re scared nowhere near enough.

We never see successful drone interceptions but that doesn’t mean they don’t happen. Not the kind of odds I’d like to take, though.

I disagree. People are always assholes first and then look for rationalisations for their assholery. All that conspiracy bullshit always leads back to racism and antisemitism.

Which god would that be?

You obviously need to download more RAM.

Sure. Manufacturing terrorists in the middle east is all about national security.

I’d say it gets multiplied.

Short answer: imperialism.

Long answer: there was this failed painter from Austria once…

I’m not sure why anybody would want to see my moobs, but have at it!

All just a series of unfortunate coincidences.

And a pigeon. It succeeds in that one.

If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have gotten rid of the gun.