Doug

Instrumental trip-hop.

Hey so y’all gonna let me into your commune when this all blows up, right? I can uh, do something useful I’m sure. I’ll keep watch! I’m farsighted.

As long as it doesn’t make the employees’ day harder/they had a head’s up, then uhhh rock on 🤙

I had to stop so may “pranks” as an usher at the movie theater because they were too disruptive.

One guy came in and was cool about it, “what’s the deadest hour I can do something in your lobby? we won’t hurt anyone and just want to be silly.” and we let him; he just dressed up like a pigeon and pecked at popcorn people would spill, sometimes out of shock when they saw him.

This one looks pretty harmless/the employees were chill with it based on one of the being silly enough to try and kick ‘em.

what a shitpost

Waltz With Bashir 2 coming soon.

The guy behind me was getting impatient. I was worried things might get hairy.