Aliens are not attacking.

The drones have hurt no one.

They are merely paying more attention now.

Perhaps if society kills more CEOs, they will finally consider us sapient and establish contact.

NO! Warrior EMPEROR! of the galactic empire! (very space opera!)

Oh yes! Talk to him about MULTILEVEL MARKETING! Hell, OP might even be able to sell him garbage and make some money on the side if he’s stupid and desperate enough!!!

someone should endeavor to make The Most Political Game In The World by simply having no white male characters in it at all.

barbara streissand has taught them nothing apparently

“all violence inflicted on Palestine by Israel is self defense” is only true on opposite day and is only as true as the corollary because turnabout is fair play.

i get up so early people call it “late” and go to bed in the afternoon.

I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion down near the bottom for your foot

Perhaps funko needs their claims adjusted.

What do you mean when you say “has nothing to do with communism?”

Generally when you publish negative propaganda about something you …

*checks notes*

LIE about it.

i.e. “Communism is when the government owns your toothbrush!”

Fact: The government owning your toothbrush has nothing to do with communism.

“Thank goodness the economic system I advocate for has nothing to do with the government owning your toothbrush, and therefore is, by the definition of ‘communism is when the government owns your toothbrush’, definitely not communism and is instead ‘your toothbrush is yours and yours alone’-ism.”

Well, they’ll describe a bunch of made up shit that actually has nothing to do with communism and say “that’s communism”. So all we have to do is attach a new label to all the shit that communism actually is and call it something with better branding.

If anybody tries to accuse what we want of being communism we’ll just use their own definitions of communism against them. “Communism is defined as <x>, <y>, and <z>, and none of those things are what I’m proposing, hope that helps :)”

i call bull.

Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

I do believe I’d love being a small part of a polycule…!

I got a girlfriend in 2023

The experience was mid.

She’s cool and we still hang out sometimes but being in a relationship kinda sucked and I’m glad we reloaded the friend save state.

I’m just not cut out for being someone’s only partner.

i want to believe.

but it hurts to get my hopes up for … essentially nothing.

Putin being eaten alive by the very pack of hyenas he mobilized would be very cathartic and satisfying though.

How bout fuck insta.

How bout that.

Doom scroll on mastodon.

Mom when I asked for a puppy: “you aren’t ready for that kind of responsibility.”

Me when Mom asks for grandkids: “I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

i’m no fan of american imperialism, and also with an economy about as big as the state of new york, america acting on russia is not exactly “picking on somebody your own size” … but, passively observing the machinations of two monstrous beasts neither of which i have the ability to influence let alone control, it’s hard to feel bad for russia right now. all they had to do was leave ukraine the fuck alone. all they had to do was STAY HOME. I hope they find out enough to realize that fucking around was a mistake.