I love onions and peppers… Don’t ask me about apples

Spore 2

I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped

I choose to believe that it’s an excited cat jumping up

What exactly did he bet?

“work, work, work, work, and work (that dick)”

I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

I have some spices in my cabinet

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home