Yep. She stated that foreign tourists have been injuring deer in Nara Park, and the press wanted to see the evidence of that happening. Her response was basically “I did my own research.”

Grandparents is culturally not allowed to help with the grand kids.

I’m not sure where you got this. Grandparents absolutely help out when they can. Babysitting isn’t a thing. That’s what the grand folks are for.

What!? Canada has golf courses? Well then why did this asshat travel to the Nazi States of America when he could have just stayed home?

You know, Canada should build some golf courses so people won’t have to travel down south to scratch that golf itch.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu’s speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that’s a bit too comic book villainous.

Someone spell this out for me. What’s the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?

Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

Let’s not forget the American playing a Russian. Clancy Brown is a great actor, but he didn’t even attempt an accent. The 80s were a wild time.

Remember that of those surveyed, 80-93% say they are better than average drivers. This high percentage is a well-documented phenomenon known as “illusory superiority” or the “above-average effect,” where most individuals overestimate their own abilities compared to others. This is why I don’t drive unless I have to.

Actually, in Japan there isn’t a housing crisis because of this very truism. Real estate isn’t seen as an investment.

She killed her puppy in a gravel pit, and got such a buzz off of it, she killed her goat right after.

Oh fuck that. No way I want to line up behind 20 women when I need to drop a deuce