The heat death of the universe will eventually come

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Oy oy savoy

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

Oh good. More “The Lord of the Rings” shovelware

Ohm me ohm my

Pretty good job actually. I flashed back to 10th grade when I saw the cake.

This would be more beautiful if there was a tunnel on the other side of the bridge.

Counterpoint: Tolkien didn’t start LOTR until he was 45

Why would you give notice? Just leave.

Yooooouuu shaaalll touch grass!

• Gandalf

Cheddie Vedder

It’s no Beef Fizz