No, they can’t

Your friend is likely to be a bit of a numpty

There’s a new nsfw place now

I do wonder what happened though to the old one

The internet is for porn before all else

It’s Scotty Marsh

He’s a Sydney legend for his work

I’ve had yanks talk about knife crime, like it’s a justification for their obsession with firearms

The worst places for knife crime in the UK pale in comparison to the average knife crime rates in cities in the US

And then there’s the general assault stats

The US is more dangerous across the board than the UK

I live in paradise, where shoplifting just about makes the front page. I don’t lock my house up. I have absolutely zero fear of someone breaking into my place

I’ve had Americans tell me that they wouldn’t feel safe living here, because they’d be worried that people would see it as an easy target for crime

Fear is so ingrained that they seem to need it

I suspect that it’s because they can use fear to justify hate, and they really like hating over there.

And stupid yanks choose to believe them

They want other countries to be shitholes like 'Murica so badly because they can’t handle the fact that the rest of the world doesn’t want to be America, we don’t want them to be involved in our lives, and we just want them to fuck off and sit in the corner to drink wallpaper paste and eat crayons

Carina Burina O Fortuna

The US has always been a disgusting blot on the world, but they’re taking things to new depths