I have known a few women who have a cum fetish, but only one who would want me to cum on the things for her to enjoy

I was just not comfortable with cumming on the floor so she could lick it up. She was definitely a power-bottom, and I hope she found happiness somewhere

The only way you’re getting content this specific is to ask someone to make it for you

I’d start by asking fetish content creators. I’m sure you already know this, but you ain’t getting this shit for free

Ask to DM, or invite them to DM you.

Also, make sure you actually establish a rapport. A couple of comments back and forth in a sub is premature. If you see them commenting regularly on things, then engage there, over a period of time. Let them get a feel for you

Bear in mind that reddit is not usually a good place to find a partner. I say usually because I actually met my fiancée on reddit…

We’re very much the exception rather than the rule though

Good luck to you!

They’ll use whoever is useful

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message

I’m a lucky bastard!

So are you

This probably sounds like some sort of line, but I really don’t notice other people

I can see someone and recognise that they’re beautiful, or even sexy, but I don’t find them attractive

My woman is the most beautiful in the world, and I just don’t have any interest in anyone else. I really don’t notice them

Why not?

Because people are weird

Hopefully it made you laugh at least!

It was very creepy, and very malicious

It all depends on the vibe

I’m a naturist, so nudity in itself isn’t inherently sexual to me

That means that it’s more about the “intent” of what I’m seeing. Just seeing someone naked only means they’re naked. If there’s an effort made with sexy undies, or a particular pose, or even just a mischievous look in her eye, that’s what’ll get my motor running

Always nice to have a fan!

It was someone who I had worked with who recognised a tattoo or something. I don’t know who

I don’t live somewhere where I could be fired on a whim, like so many awful parts of the US, but the company was worried about “reputational damage” so they were going to make life difficult.

I hated the job, so I walked out (after making sure that they would pay me everything I was owed, which was tens of thousands of dollars in entitlements)

The guys who I worked with were celebrating me, I walked out of that place a living legend.

I already told you that someone can decide to share your images without your consent

They can put them anywhere, they can pretend to be you

They can send them to your family, your friends, your colleagues, your employers

I don’t know how much more clear I can possibly be

I do it because I enjoy it

I know I’m not going to make any money.

It makes me laugh, it gives me an outlet for my exhibitionism, I like it when someone gets off on it, and when my woman reads the supportive comments from people about our couple’s content, she enjoys it a lot

You’re going to have to ask yourself what you think it’s going to give you

Because it will cost you, it’s not easy. The stuff that I create is actually quite a lot of work to make safe when I’m doing the more extreme stuff

I lost a $250k+ per year career

I never showed my face.

I moved to a different place and started my life over. Admittedly, I was unhappy with my life as it was, and it pushed me to make a change that was chasing a dream I’d had for ages, but even still…

My life was literally upended in minutes when I was maliciously outed. Things that I had spent over a decade building came crashing down, and hard

I’m lucky. I had enough resources behind me, and a set of skills that are in demand. It still took five months to start to get things back on track, and there’s still work to go

I don’t regret it, but I wouldn’t recommend my experience to anyone, especially someone young, without the ability to recover from such an upheaval as I experienced

I will almost never tell anyone not to do something. That doesn’t work. I can offer the voice of experience, and tell you about the hard lessons I learnt

Good luck to you though!

Ask me whatever you think will help, I won’t sugarcoat anything at all

My woman is a huge fan of the pics where I’m showing a bulge, or half my dick

She likes to let her imagination play a part

I reckon there’s someone out there who could answer those questions

I, however, am not that man

There are people out there who enjoy cumsicles, so maybe they can offer an opinion on frozen baby-batter

Low hanging fruit

Jesus, kid…

I’m fucking with you

Eating your fresh cum won’t hurt you in any way