“All these people saying they know people who’ve died in car accidents are talking bullshit. I drive every day, and I’ve not died.”

Dickhead.

Then don’t take the dollar, take the fucking hand.

Odds are when asked for the second dollar, it will be a lot more forthcoming.

Then we can shoot the fucker down and take them all out in one fell swoop. What a beautiful sunrise that would make.

Dear USA,

Womp womp.

Sincerely,

Everywhere Else.

You’re completely correct here, and that makes the whole burning shitbin even worse.

It’s relevant in that the inquest into the Government of the time’s handling of the covid-19 pandemic has just concluded. Their findings come as no great surprise to anyone. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson -to refer to the self serving sack of festering syphilitic fucks by it’s full name- is responsible for the government mishandling of the whole affair.

What stupid games, exactly?

He’s a bell end. He’s always been a bell end. I had the dubious pleasure of meeting him when I was working as a games press outfit’s tech monkey over a decade ago at Gamescom in Cologne.

Every other word out of his mouth was a business buzzword, he’s smarmy and smug, my skin crawled the whole time he was present.

It looks like he’s as high on his own farts now as he was back then.

Common sense takes are always buried 6 replies deep, I find.

Literally an illegal alien, and they refuse to see it.