FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today

“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”

“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”

“That’s right! It’s going well…”

“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

Court documents show the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

At least three sources of video of him committing murder, six shots worth of ballistics used to commit murder, and the body of the man he just murdered is a lack of evidence?!

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

Fun fact: the number of school days in the USA ranges from 170 to 185.

So at 188 we’re averaging over 1 casualty involved shooting per school day now. The meme isn’t even a joke anymore