Hey… Boulders ain’t cheap either.

To quote a friend of mine, “Joe Biden is the used car salesman his daddy always wanted to be.”

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

Medium rare even.

“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.

Yep it’s gone.

YES

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Yes.

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Coward.

The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.

On the plus side the train is never late.

Seems to me like they’ve just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

I enjoy this idea immensely.

It’d be great if this was reported on while it was happening, instead of being sat on to get a juicy book deal.