Why doesn’t everyone talk like this? It’s so fucking fun

If I can go back to any of that and not be deeply mystified by our collective insanity, we weren’t trying hard enough

The far right has never had a monopoly on ignorance.

Say what you will about the plagiaristic tendencies of self-referential meta comedy, but at least it’s humour

We on that Ratatouille pommes frites zaza shitting in the Seine. Don’t ask me why I did it. Ask Remy to let go

The moose and squirrel special

Well they’re a corporation. They can’t just say “from Feargus Urquhart”, they’d have legal on their ass

I know Premlak understands

It’s a historically centre right ideology, e.g. the Aussie RWNJs call themselves liberals. Fox has successfully renamed the progressive left as liberals in America, as part of a larger effort to keep actual leftism out of the overton window.

Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

This is a simple misunderstanding caused by the difference between what the word actually means and what propaganda has made it

Who was that one posting soil memes on Lemmy? Wasn’t it track_shovel?

Rereading this makes me want to hug someone. It’s like a blanket straight from the dryer. Thank you

It’s truly a gem of a story. I can only hope Seagal thinks of it frequently, and has yet to accept himself and heal.

I am troubled in my heart. I would not have been told so in this way.

Oh hey, I did something right. That’s kinda neat

Sometimes there really aren’t any Scottish dudes in attendance. Shame, but there you have it.

You don’t feel you came on a bit strong? Did you actually expect a sensitive and conciliatory response to your comment?

He’s busy… Doing everything

Apparently I’ve just shared in Funko Pop’s passion for creativity.

Is this a different language that sounds deceptively like English? I feel like someone wrote this by running whale song through an LLM.