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You don’t remember the scene where Simon Pegg breaks character by slurredly shouting his name, equipping a strap-on onto a confused bystander, and riding him for two and a half hours while whispering his own name? Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Ungh Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Shimon Pegg Simon Pegg
Ugh, it hurt reading as much as I did. It was just so dumb
What has the times done in particular?
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable....English
3·2 days ago20 chips on black rock and let it ride
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable....English
2·2 days agoI roast the bones, but not the veggies. The veggies I fry briefly in the pot before I cook.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable....English
3·2 days agoI’ve never managed to make decent stock. Every stock I made simply forced me to evacuate my bowels. Tasty, licoricey, faintly sweet, a little fatty. I’m not sure what I did wrong. Do broccoli skins, carrots, cabbage, chicken bones, or tomatoes have a laxative effect or something when pressure cooked?
I used to step on my sister’s tiny dog every time I visited. She purchased rugs in exactly the same texture and color as her tiny mop of a pooch, and the poor thing loved sleeping on them. She’d litter them about hallways and walking paths and I’d forget to check for the little deaf doofus. It was cute watching him disappear into the landscape, but I never thought to offer the suggestion that she should perhaps not hide ten pounds of animal within trampling zones.
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027English
2·5 days agoDude, it’s multi-author-comic level bad. I’ve skipped entire sagas in several book series due to a lack of translations and ended up less confused. It’s green arrow levels of clone shenanigans.
To be clear, I’ve played most of the games and they’re still ridiculously difficult to keep track of. All besides the mobile, early non-Ventus card mechanic arpg, and the disappearing girl clone sora game.
They’d be easier to follow if they stuck to the rules of their own universe. Body and heart separate and the body persists not once but twice? What?
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027English
32·5 days agoKingdom hearts 1 was a coming of age story with some fantastic elements tossed in
Kingdom hearts 2 was about antipathy and how it destroys the world, with some, uhh, who was that guy? And why’s the bad guy on my side?
Kingdom hearts 3 was, wait, why was he cloned? When was he cloned? When was she, and him, and him again? And his third clone was a girl? And whose heart was imbued into what? What war? What? Who? What???
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027English
131·5 days agoFrankly, this is good news. Whoever buys the rights to kingdom hearts in 3 years when the company falls apart might manage to create an intelligible storyline.
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World News@lemmy.world•Andrew ‘had 40 prostitutes brought to Bangkok hotel’English
35·9 days agoDon’t be too impressed. Half were sat around a table feeding one another hotdogs, while the other half were wiping tears from his face and consoling him in Thai.
Black bears are pretty timid, unless their babies are threatened. They might choose to forego a fight, but that’s a load bearing (heh) “might” to put on a hormonal bear
Different black bear, but probably. Japanese black bears are sturdier and constantly angry. They are Tasmanian devils in the shape of bears
Edit: I link to the black bear you were thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_black_bear
*comes with free demolition service when mama rolls by
It’s pretty good, one of only a handful of shows that I can tolerate rewatching. The humor in unrepentant assholes constantly getting their comeuppance is pretty timeless.
Edit: lemmy, that wasn’t a username, and frankly, I don’t even know how you came to the conclusion that it was!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Public service announcement
1·18 days agoCurse your birth elsewhere, buddy. Take your genital loving ass over to the inguinal photo communities while me and the boys continue to peruse hands and earlobes to our hearts’ content.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"I used to be with it"
111·19 days agoSee, I had a 6 cd rack for burning but I never learned why it was called burning. Every time I asked in irc, they said something to the effect of “head to the doctor, you should get that looked at.” Any kind lemming care to elucidate me?
Edit: finally I can rest in peace (and go to the doctor)



Rorschach is such a fun character. Both a symbol and a piece of a profoundly broken world. Morally repugnant and utterly devoid of sense of self. A machine destroying itself as both a matter of purpose and function. Over the top, but terribly human.
A long series of character flaws masquerading as not just a person, but a hero. He’s trauma personified. Were the watchmen world to become a utopia, he’d either become a villain or permanently inert.
Very fun to model a murder hobo in dnd after this murder hobo. Very fun and… brief. Usually.