After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.

I don’t mean to be a pessimist, but Tesla doesn’t care about car sales. Their chief moneymaker is selling Tesla tokens to Wall Street, which do not correlate with Tesla’s company performance in any meaningful way.

Maybe people disliked my fun fact, maybe I came off the wrong way, maybe people took offense at my typo. It doesn’t matter much. I comment for me! (This comment included)

No, that’s just random being random. In order for something truly random to feel less random to the average person, you have to reduce the repetition.

With soup

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

You nailed my current distro like an unattended canine in front of a cheap restaurant!

Damn. Were I a politician doing something like that, I’d be terrified of being lit on fire. It is utterly bizarre how little these folks fear being lit on fire.

I can’t eat bread anymore, but the egg wash on that dog’s face would inevitably compel me to take a bite. That’s a good looking dog face

I sound like someone who enjoys writing hyperbole.

But to continue the bit a bit more, you sound like someone who serves subpar food near cherished pets.

impossible burger

I’d rather kick a dog to death than eat one of these monstrosities. A creamy center is the sort of debasement that no one deserves to experience in their burger. I understand that not everyone shares my opinion, and I can accept that they are so fundamentally wrong that they should not be considered human. It is not just acceptable, it is a moral imperative to excise these subhumans from the our cities.

Mushroom, red bean, and grain burgers are the right choice.

Genuinely, I believe this originates from their family preventing them from filling up on bread at restaurants.

I completely forgot about hydrogen cars. What a strange middle man between electricity and oil.

To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

Incredibly unrelated, but you reminded me of this and now I’m compelled to post it.

I do the same thing. Enduring and expanding upon the intrusions until you can line the frame with flesh was the way I finally managed to make use of my personal oddities. Don’t fear articulating and affirming for your own benefit!

Although it took years of active observation and desire and effort to finally wind my way to the low plateau I’ve found

That’s also sweet. I know I’d have had a difficult time controlling myself at different points. Thank you for maintaining the positivity

10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.

10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision

That’s very sweet. And probably a little too generous. Thank you!