Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

All those online ICE raids?

On an infinite scale a room full of monkeys and a typewriter will write pig poop balls

I’m like Zoolander, I can’t cum left

I’m jealous of how remarkably average you are.

I would simply against the spicy orange cheeto.

You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.

People get real busybody when they see me driving on a donut for two weeks. Like dude this is the tenth time I’ve done this with the same donut. Random shit can fail any time, I’m not falling for that particular paranoia.

Holy hell