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Whenever I try, I get Ravi Bhatia screaming “How can she slap?!”

Orions are demonstrably mammals, but unfortunately fictional.

I’ve spent a lot of time in RPGs, and the last time I RPed in a G was around the time George Bush’s dad was president.

So, they’re dying of old age, the beetus, and the “China Flu”. They’re giving their money to televangelists, psychics, and short-sellers. And they’re still giving Biden a run for his money. Smh.

Did he make you manually allocate all the space for food in your stomach before you started to eat?

“withdrew all ground troops” … “one brigade remains.”

You see, it’s true: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

“Ikr?” - Galileo Galilei

I feel like I’ll probably watch that Mayfair Witches show starring Alexandra Daddario at some point, but it hasn’t happened yet.

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Three fiddy.

Republicans want to end Western Civilization by abandoning science and education, returning to feudalism by deregulating corporations and catering to billionaires, and removing the US from the world community by the use of xenophobic isolationism.

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PEMA is technically correct. Division and subtraction are illusions.

Yes, and bring back Chase… Masterson?

My Spanish is mediocre, but typically can get me from A to B without a lot of misunderstandings. I was driving back from the Mall in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and my very British GPS decided to route me via “Calle Ajore.” Now everybody uses abbreviations for the word “street” - and in Spanish uses “C.” For “Calle” just like English uses “St.”

So, I’m battling traffic, and Lady Winifred Windsor the GPS advises me to “Turn right to see a whore.”

I’d say there was a period before reddit hit its pinnacle where Quora was significantly better. Probably more than 10 years ago, though, and only for a few years. I remember when I started spending more time on Reddit than Quora.

Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian’s jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.

Say it in dots: … .- .–. .–. -.-- / -… … .-. - … -… .- -.-- / - . .-. .-. -.-- / …-. .- .-. .-. . .-… .-…

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