For the don’t-anger-the-sky-daddy religions, roughly the same as having a crazy aunt who gives 10% of her shit to a psychic or Trump. I haven’t experienced the be-one-with-the-universe religions being as exploitative, but I guess those wack Theravadan Wats don’t pay for themselves.

They’re good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

The buyer is a comedian. His bid was 4-BOOBS.

I’ve been alternating between green & lemongrass+ginseng for a couple of months.

The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

I’ve got no beef with the noodles, but I feel like they’re all copy-pastas.

That description landed me on “Boomer Pete Davidson” which isn’t that far off.

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

As a pentagenarian, I don’t love the fact that my shit stinks, but I’ve come to terms with it, and don’t expect it to change anytime soon. Same with racism in the South.

Welcome to Denmark.

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

Dennehy [was in] Star Trek: The Next Generation in the two-part episode “The Best of Both Worlds” as Lt. Commander Shelby

Because nobody can understand what they’re talking about in the North.

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.

I’m reading it on startrek.website, so, I, just, read, it, like, Kirk.

Vielen dank. :)

I’ve seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that ‘r’ like they’re trying to kick a potato to Portugal.

I enjoyed the appearance of Captain Spock without blinking an eye… until, deep within a long comment, someone wondered how Sarek and Amanda got together in that timeline. The thought has been entertaining me for days.