Or the nipples? Left tit has a 2nd, maybe even 3rd nipple

How does this affect people who bought the lifetime service back in 2010?

This kinda reminds me of the scene from It Follows where the protagonist is first intorducedced to the STD creature

Simpson’s did it!

I have a switch. I use it on flights mostly. My kid began asking to play Mario Kart on it so we play together sometimes.

Irony is dead

2 points

Never sent a FAX. Scanners were common place and only sent pic/pdfs by email when needed.

Never owned an encyclopedia.

I’ve been running a plex server on an old desktop bought in 2016. Mostly streaming movies and tv shows to my family. I have a 2 TB SSD and a spare 2TB HDD. I was thinking about getting a mini PC to swap out the larger desktop. Could I get a larg HDD and ad it in an enclosure to the Mini PC to handle the media volume?

I don’t think it’s a Lamprey. The mouth is too far forward. Lamprey mouths are on the bottom to better latch onto fish.

Doing a reverse image search, Bearded Worm Goby comes up as the likely fish

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

He already allowed putin to play him like a fiddle and needs to lean into it now. I liken it to the saying, " You can’t unlick a butthole"

So far, they are going well. I have a few goals I am working towards.

1st. Working towards significantly reducing my alchohol consumption. Kinda started last year in reducing what I drank. Decided after XMas to do Dry January. After reading a few articles, I decided to keep the streek going.

2nd. I’ve been wanting to work out more, mostly cardio. Relized, I have been getting winded easily. Started last week doing a regular 3 days of cardio, mostly biking/spin as it’s easier on my knees. Plan to keep the streak going going for a few weeks before I try to add another day to the lineup or drastically change my diet.

3rd. A few roles I have been looking at want someone who also knows some programming. I signed up for Python coding classes for data management. I’m still going through the basics. I am lucky, I can spend a few hours each week to work towards getting better at it.

His brain operates like a hamster and wheel. The issue is that the hamster died a long time ago.

One of my favorite dark jokes is:

What does a box of chocolates and your crazy ex-girlfriend have in common?

They’ll both kill your dog

You can tell this is a lie bc Trump doesn’t even love Trump

Two of my favorites are Kyle Kinaine and Dave Stone

Party on day 1

Day 2 travel to pay my respects by drinking all the soda and refilling the bottles with my piss.

On the 3rd day, go to the grave and dump all the piss I have accumulated and leave a fresh shit too

I was on the way home Sunday with my kid. Going down a road that’s 30mph. My house is on the left. I run my blinker on to turn into my driveway. A BMW speeds up and tries to pass on my left. Nearly T-Boned me. All I saw was the medallion and a lit-up UBER sign on the dash.

They managed to stop, flip me off, and sped away before I could even get my window down. What the fuck is thier issue?

If a “raise” doesn’t even cover inflation, it’s not a raise.

Edit: The best raises I’ve ever received were from leaving a job to a new job

Every company I’ve worked at sends these surveys out and says they are “anonymous”. I never respond to them.

1. If they are truly anonymous, why does my boss personally call me out to respond to them? I know it may track if you have submitted the survey. If it has that capability, then it can track you.

2. I don’t want a “moral boosting” pizza party. Give me more time off or more pay.