Irony is dead

2 points

Never sent a FAX. Scanners were common place and only sent pic/pdfs by email when needed.

Never owned an encyclopedia.

I’ve been running a plex server on an old desktop bought in 2016. Mostly streaming movies and tv shows to my family. I have a 2 TB SSD and a spare 2TB HDD. I was thinking about getting a mini PC to swap out the larger desktop. Could I get a larg HDD and ad it in an enclosure to the Mini PC to handle the media volume?

I don’t think it’s a Lamprey. The mouth is too far forward. Lamprey mouths are on the bottom to better latch onto fish.

Doing a reverse image search, Bearded Worm Goby comes up as the likely fish

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

He already allowed putin to play him like a fiddle and needs to lean into it now. I liken it to the saying, " You can’t unlick a butthole"

So far, they are going well. I have a few goals I am working towards.

1st. Working towards significantly reducing my alchohol consumption. Kinda started last year in reducing what I drank. Decided after XMas to do Dry January. After reading a few articles, I decided to keep the streek going.

2nd. I’ve been wanting to work out more, mostly cardio. Relized, I have been getting winded easily. Started last week doing a regular 3 days of cardio, mostly biking/spin as it’s easier on my knees. Plan to keep the streak going going for a few weeks before I try to add another day to the lineup or drastically change my diet.

3rd. A few roles I have been looking at want someone who also knows some programming. I signed up for Python coding classes for data management. I’m still going through the basics. I am lucky, I can spend a few hours each week to work towards getting better at it.

His brain operates like a hamster and wheel. The issue is that the hamster died a long time ago.

One of my favorite dark jokes is:

What does a box of chocolates and your crazy ex-girlfriend have in common?

They’ll both kill your dog

You can tell this is a lie bc Trump doesn’t even love Trump

Two of my favorites are Kyle Kinaine and Dave Stone

Party on day 1

Day 2 travel to pay my respects by drinking all the soda and refilling the bottles with my piss.

On the 3rd day, go to the grave and dump all the piss I have accumulated and leave a fresh shit too

I was on the way home Sunday with my kid. Going down a road that’s 30mph. My house is on the left. I run my blinker on to turn into my driveway. A BMW speeds up and tries to pass on my left. Nearly T-Boned me. All I saw was the medallion and a lit-up UBER sign on the dash.

They managed to stop, flip me off, and sped away before I could even get my window down. What the fuck is thier issue?

If a “raise” doesn’t even cover inflation, it’s not a raise.

Edit: The best raises I’ve ever received were from leaving a job to a new job

Every company I’ve worked at sends these surveys out and says they are “anonymous”. I never respond to them.

1. If they are truly anonymous, why does my boss personally call me out to respond to them? I know it may track if you have submitted the survey. If it has that capability, then it can track you.

2. I don’t want a “moral boosting” pizza party. Give me more time off or more pay.

This is missing the 2nd plane

Living and working in TX, I’ve seen a few of these videos. One I recall most recently was called “Little Card, Big Problem”

I’m always shocked that people believe the propaganda and the company has thier best interests in mind

The Simpsons: Itchy & Scratchy in Miniature Golf Madness was a fun one I played growing up

Dobby Never Meant To Kill. He Only Meant To Maim Or Seriously Injure… you piece of shit

I recall going to a time management seminar. The speaker said, “When the average interrupted during a task, even momentarily, the time it takes the person to get back on task is between 20-60 minutes, and can take longer”