Barber beats are just a serving plate full of soft peppermint candies individually wrapped, but you can kinda see that the wrappings were just printed over old recycled wrappers of other candies.

that would be really funny and i hope it happens

lol those kids are fucked

finally, it’s time for the Ouya to rise from the ashes and claim its place alongside the switch 2

lol

I still think owlcat is nuts for adapting not one, but two full APs to video game form. Those are each six books worth of TTRPG adventure and those can take years to complete

You guys get to talk to actual humans?

The last movie I watched to completion was Star Wars Episode 5 with no less than three attempts. It’s really hard.

rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.

i dont have anywhere else to go

Calzone

nahh

donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I’m dead, what do I care?

i’ve got no skin in this particular discussion, (I never watched naruto lol) but you might be interested in plague of gripe’s plague of gripes on naruto’s main character energy that he didn’t earn

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

CDDA: it’s basically an immersive sim with zombies and mutants in an ascii new england. Sprites optional;

Stardew valley: haha ancient fruit wine go brrr;

Morrowind: whiff. whiff. cliff racer screech. the sounds of a wood elf screaming from the heavens and splattering on the pavement;

An SNES emulator: there’s like an entire library to play here;

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin’ a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

uh, that one’s on you, merkel

some schmucks want to exploit the very basic fear of the unfamiliar, and they pointed it at trans folk to get votes or whatever.

it’s a dark fantasy survival horror game made in rpgmaker that’s pretty fucked up. super eyepatch wolf made a pretty good video on it if you’ve got time to spare.