Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

seems Florida has moved onto the “Anger” step out of 5

@TomboyShulk@hexbear.net tagline pls

r/chapotraphouse

Probably all the climate change shit

Also if you told a guy from 1923 that the world’s most industrialized nation was China they’d probably accuse you of lying

oh hell naw who clicked the red bubble

“My mommy made me write this because you got your fee fees hurt”

Oh and if they made Civ 4: 2 I would pay $1,000 for that without thinking. I don’t even know what you would do with it other than make graphics more pretty but I don’t care I want it anyway

Sid Meier’s Pirates (2004) still holds up shockingly well for a game old enough to drink in most countries but I would absolutely love a remaster that makes the game feel a bit more fleshed out and less of a “capture merchant ship, fight/run from pirate hunters, return to friendly port to resupply/sell loot” routine

thank

Does anyone have the blank version of this?

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 “HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???”

which one is getting the best head though???

Me, clocking out of summer in the northern hemisphere: “Good luck, bud. Glad to be the fuck out of there”

2/10 on the scale and that’s just me being generous this morning. try again

All companies are built upon unfathomable amounts of stolen surplus labor value, yet people only cry about a crime when you steal from the robber barons

Yo fucking ho, salty dogs

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

We get the joke, it’s just not very funny

also the Democratic party is a white supremacist institution

I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.

Consider for 3 seconds that what you “learned” about the world is a product of the system that produced it

Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it

not so fast, Abe-sama. I have the power of Hexbear emojis now