I had no idea it’s real trouper. I’ve been saying real trooper all my life.

Will you answer nature’s call?

A friend told me a story, in college he was in a dorm going down the elevator and as the doors close he heard a girl on the floor sobbing, “I don’t know why I waited a week to take the morning after pill!”

He gets down to the dorm’s lobby and sees a big buff dude say to his friends, “Yeah I don’t know why the fuck she waited a week to take the morning after pill!”

Lonely Day in my ass