I’ll have the chicken

Or a barrel

They also said “Chocolate without slavery? That’s unpossible!”

You also need to think about the kind of food qe’re talking about. Milk has a date after which the product my start to turn and curdle. Dried pasta has a date after which… the quality might suffer a little? Fruit goes mushy and baked goods mold. The dates put on these items are designed to limit liability of the company(s) providing them. You don’t put 4 weeks on a bottle of milk thinking it will turn at 4 weeks and 1 day, you put 3 weeks on it knowing that it gives you leeway, not only for time, but also quality of storage. If you buy a bottle of milk but it takes a couple hours to get it back into refrigeration, of course it will affect the life span. And no one is talking about giving away bloated canned goods. Dented cans are most often sent back to the warehouse, especially if the dent is on a rim or seal.

It’s Beth Dutton

White Brahma

Hearing a song that you’ve downloaded playing on the radio, surprised it didn’t skip in that one spot

Forgot about Morpheus. And what’s this “had” business with slsk?

I was at work ~5 years ago and saw a guy wearing a shirt that stole the logo from Oink’s Pink Palace. He had no idea what I was talking about.

This meme is made better by sharing it with your wife in the hospital whose magnesium is was extremely low last night.

Got a guy at work who gets frustrated when he has to repeat himself because someone was listening to something. Well guess what - even if I wasn’t listening to something I’d be so far in my own head you’d have to repeat yourself anyway.

That was my 5th favorite ska band

Spoken word spaghetti western

They’re barely metal. 1/12 of their albums are metal. Australia must have one hell of a psych scene though

I’ve subbed to 2 of them, .ml and .world

Evil death roll now

Woooo!

I tend to switch back and forth from Thunder to Liftoff and back. I like the layout and gestures of Thunder but Liftoff allows me to share memes directly from the app. That’s a surprisingly rare feature.

Chickens have some of the most mesmerizing eyes

Their podcast ads are the worst. “Why take care of everyday things when you can pretend to gamble!?!”