I guess I can part from one and still be feared

Nuclear weapons? “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

My uncle was a professor at MIT

None that you know of

Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

Hard? Looks like I’ll need a little luck!

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!

That reminds me of a joke. I’ll change some of the words though. What’s the best thing about having thirty five year olds working for you? there’s thirty