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Cake day: September 25th, 2023

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  • I think they are just extremely desperate to connect with someone who shares the fetish. Think about your average ‘normal’ porn video: you’ll find the majority of the comments addressing the people on screen as if they’ll ever actually see the comment, while ignoring the knowledge that even if the comment was read by the people on screen, they’d never actually meet or respond in anything but a manner driven by money-seeking. Those folks are so desperate they’ll throw common sense out the window.

    Now look at the really niche subjects, like your stuffed and snuffed stuff. The folks commenting are going to have a different set of assumptions, namely that there are so few individuals out there that share their interest that the chances of meeting IRL are effectively zero, even in the large population we have today. Those comments are their dating profile, so to speak.









  • The prompt seems to come from a really rushed place. There’s “throughout… year” contrasted against “will take years” and then you have “want to get to know” contrasted against “threesome, perhaps foursome.” Like, it’s comedy. You’re not getting to know a person inside of two hours, unless it’s specifically in the most limited of biblical sense of knowing. Ask anyone in a long term relationship and it takes months to really know a person, and sexually? Even if you’re the most open of people it’s going to be nearly as long to learn how a person ‘ticks.’





  • Because someone out there likes videos of women smashing small animals to death with their feet. I do believe there might be people out there who like boobs (this picture hits that note), people who like boobs being ‘presented’ to them (this picture really hits that), and there might be people who like boobs that are ready to be smashed between two boards as if they’re a nsfw revival of the hydraulic press channel.

    I dunno. I just saw boobs and clicked the upvote and didn’t think about the board.


  • O.o Do you want research papers and essays? I’m tangentially aware of the skin microbiome (yay, how everything in microbiology is supposed to be related so we all are expected to know what the weird fucking colleagues are doing in those nasty skin crevices instead of clean[ish] brackish water systems that are where the real science happens) and the amount of information on the workings of all the little microbes on your beautiful holobiont is astonishing. Like, the difference between what people think they know about our mutualistic relationships with our symbionts and what is really known is massive. Imagine the difference between the grade school kid who knows we eat food for energy, and the undergrad learning about the Kreb cycle. It’s bigger than that! It’s more like the difference between the neonate on the breast and the senior undergrad studying the enzymes that facilitate the rearrangements of molecules in the Kreb cycle. The sheer amount of control that microbes in your gut and on your skin (and other places too) have on your body boggles the mind. Did you know the microbes in your gut can control your mind?

    If you want some fun, do a quick search on your favorite database for the terms “allergen,” “cockroach,” and “dog.” Then go for “SCFA,” “immune system,” and “Firmicutes.” You can also use “Bacillota” instead of Firmicutes, because people want to be trendy. Go for a deep dive with “breast,” “microbiome,” “milk,” “gut,” and “bottle.”