Okay, so this is mostly a joke, but since the enthusiasm is there, why not make it the real deal? Do the romance, do the fabulous environment, and then make an evening of it with your whole fist. Get deep, make a puzzled expression, and ask, “what’s this?” Pull out your hand that you’d been magician-hiding the ring in, and present it.

Damn, they’re already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!

I think it would depend on who exactly is asking. My little christian friend, who probably thinks blowjobs are just the naughtiest thing out there, might get the suggestion of some very mild kinks, like a blindfold in the bedroom or getting one of those dice games where you have an action die and a body part die. My more ‘experienced’ friends? I think I’d recommend some breath play, to breathe that fresh air in, or some light pain/stimulus/deprivation. Remote control toys that are controlled by the partner during the day are always good as well, especially if it’s not (because they’re new and we’re being safe about this) something that could get them in trouble.

Doesn’t look little at all, mate!

Have a very serious (and hopefully short) conversation with the other half and put all faith in it having a positive outcome.

… I also might start pursuing ideas on how to prove there’s a trickster god or we’re in an alien experiment or in a simulation.

Then I’d test to see what it feels like for the other sex. I’ve always been curious.

I would happily do it to the partner. I don’t know how I’d feel about my partner doing it to me. I’d feel bad for them having to put up with the mess. For me, I always like dental dams and condoms, so it wouldn’t even be the fluid portion of it, just the fact that ‘fluidy’ kinks typically involve degradation, so it’s linked in my mind as degrading my partner.

The ones that don’t post with annoying, clickbait ‘engagement driving’ titles. The end.

Cold feet? Where sock?

It’s been interesting. I haven’t been able to get their videos to load from the thumbnail, but clicking the little + button that shows a post’s textbox will show the video and play it

… that is, until today. Suddenly the thumbnail expanding option worked.

I think they are just extremely desperate to connect with someone who shares the fetish. Think about your average ‘normal’ porn video: you’ll find the majority of the comments addressing the people on screen as if they’ll ever actually see the comment, while ignoring the knowledge that even if the comment was read by the people on screen, they’d never actually meet or respond in anything but a manner driven by money-seeking. Those folks are so desperate they’ll throw common sense out the window.

Now look at the really niche subjects, like your stuffed and snuffed stuff. The folks commenting are going to have a different set of assumptions, namely that there are so few individuals out there that share their interest that the chances of meeting IRL are effectively zero, even in the large population we have today. Those comments are their dating profile, so to speak.

Never have I wanted a comment to go up in flames so badly…

Wanna get a room?

The onlyfans content (and the advertisers off it) have been here for a long time. I think I have something like 40+ blocked. It’s just that they started getting more uptoots lately.

I’m not really sure it’s the same as “exhaustion” sex, but one thing I loved is when my partner was into the aerobic exercise with me, and we’d both be slick with sweat and panting as we came back from the run/row/bike. Being almost unable to resist as entry is made? Ecstasy. Maybe the mere panting was enough, as it brought to mind the concept of being desperate for the other, or being heated and flushed was part of it, but something with the whole experience was mind-blowing.

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Wow, that was the fastest block button I’ve hit.

If you think that’s new, come on over to the nsfw side of things. We have a whole cast of zany butts.

A ton is putting it mildly. I think the amount of pictures of her surpassed other big names a while ago on e621. Even in the second episode they had a gag joke specifically about her being fantasized over.

The prompt seems to come from a really rushed place. There’s “throughout… year” contrasted against “will take years” and then you have “want to get to know” contrasted against “threesome, perhaps foursome.” Like, it’s comedy. You’re not getting to know a person inside of two hours, unless it’s specifically in the most limited of biblical sense of knowing. Ask anyone in a long term relationship and it takes months to really know a person, and sexually? Even if you’re the most open of people it’s going to be nearly as long to learn how a person ‘ticks.’

In. In porn and life, I find the outside to be a complete turn off. It not only feels better to finish inside, it’s so much better to feel the other twitching inside.

So, like, they’ll want to lay their ear against your chest? I can see the endearing nature of that, considering how many passionate encounters begin or end in that position.