Abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFqCL0Xpzs
According to another corner of the thread, it’s a once-off trial of someone making exams in a classroom and seeing how his performance changes when he’s alone, surrounded by guys, surrounded by girls, and, as the OP pictures: surrounded by girls in underwear.
When surrounded by only girls, he ends up scoring 69/100, a very Nice score, I would say.
More than 564k signatures! That’s about 100k in two days, just about! There is still a possibility!
If you can, sign it, please!
From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: “Now listen here you tyfusleijer”
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
In the defence of some of us, like myself for instance, I live in a country where we can do literally jack shit to affect American political bullcrap, because it’s nowhere near America. I’m pretty sure Europeans are excused from having to stay up to date every moment, unless we can force the rest of the world to be continuously in the loop about… idk, whatever crap Geert Wilders is up to right now…
If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”
Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.
This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*
Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.
Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without “the following regions:”, it would be more Cave Johnson.
Something something leopards eating faces
This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.
Still working on wrapping my mind around that.
That said, I have wrapped my mind around 10-day weeks, which in work division work as follows:
⚒️⚒️🛋️⚒️⚒️🛋️⚒️⚒️🛋️🛋️
Do this 12 times in a year, add a leap day every three months, say to start each season, plus another extra day for new year’s, and another extra according to existing leap year rules.
Related: 12-hour AM/PM time, at least in written language, is dumb compared to 24-hour time. I don’t want to have to infer from context if 8 is morning or evening. Build that disambiguation into the written time, ffs!
In a similar context, yep
Y’know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn’t have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
Worse. I had to fight T-Rex Ninjas!