“Sex area” sounds like ChatGPT’s gone steamy, only to give up five prompts later.
Iron Lynx
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Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?
1·2 months agoI had a friend who’s two years my junior. One day I addressed them as “young lady,” and in response I joked “you’re two years younger, even if we’re in an elder home, you’ll still be ‘young lady’ at that time.”
Then they transitioned, she’s now a he, so that “young lady” thing will no longer work 😅
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane
11·2 months agoVerloren herinnering hersteld
poster's note
Means: “Lost memory recovered”
Sod it! *Chucks in a grenade hoping to sever the belt.*
*The belt survives, or drones immediately come to replace it*
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•anons brother has some strong opinions
16·3 months agoHonestly, whatever makes the most sense with the materials in the local area. And then I don’t mean what you can get from the local hardware store, but literally, what the earth in the area provides. If you have lots of clay, then brick would be best. If you have lots of big stones, then stone construction it’ll be. If you’re deep in the woods, then a wooden building would serve you just right. Maybe a combination of materials and techniques if you have options in the area.
Bonus points if you can build in a way that passively optimises for managing things like moisture and temperature.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Mozilla under fire for Firefox AI "bloat" that blows up CPU and drains batteryEnglish
10·3 months agoBasically, Firefox only crushes a handful of elderly cats while everyone else crushes kittens by the shipload.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Reddest vs Bluest american baby names. Note these are NOT the most common names. Just the names with the biggest red-blue state prevalence divide.
4·3 months agoConclusion: Tragedeighs are more likely to be issued by conservative nutjobs than leftie snowflakes.
Star War: Attack of the Clone
NL here. “Shotgun” is a concept, though mostly through Pop Culture Osmosis.
Narrator: And then they FUCKED!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•WrestleMania was running wild on you
261·4 months agoYeah, this meme would have made more sense of it went:
CELEBRITY:
*dies*
WIKIPEDIA EDITORS:
[]
… What’s so special about the Zulu Shed?
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•[Dutch] Ik kwam laatst een obsessieve verzamelaar van insectenschermen voor in- en uitgangen tegen.English
13·4 months agoI’m sorry, English speakers, this only works in Dutch.
But if you insist, a hordeur is a screen door. It’s pronounced very similar to hoarder, which is used in Dutch as a loanword.
This was for the many non-Dutch speakers, y’all can return to your business.
De rest van deze commentaarsectie is hierbij eigendom verklaard van het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock
2·4 months agoWorse. I had to fight T-Rex Ninjas!
Abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFqCL0Xpzs
According to another corner of the thread, it’s a once-off trial of someone making exams in a classroom and seeing how his performance changes when he’s alone, surrounded by guys, surrounded by girls, and, as the OP pictures: surrounded by girls in underwear.
A fun little outcome
When surrounded by only girls, he ends up scoring 69/100, a very Nice score, I would say.
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Gaming@lemmy.world•What did consumer rights ever do to this dude?English
13·5 months agoMore than 564k signatures! That’s about 100k in two days, just about! There is still a possibility!
If you can, sign it, please!
From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: “Now listen here you tyfusleijer”
context
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.
Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.