110 km/h in NL during the day? You’re speeding, but only a little

110 km/h in NL at night? Rookie numbers.

things that would offend advertisers?

Won’t someone think of the shareholders! 😭

Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

I heard a bunch of kids yelling 67 in a supermarket the other day. I felt my IQ drop by several points just witnessing that.

An occasional acknowledgement of 69 is still nice though.

Related, or just similar, whatevs. Enjoy the roasts!

Chances are it’ll look like this. Enjoy the roasts!

Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.

Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.

“Sex area” sounds like ChatGPT’s gone steamy, only to give up five prompts later.

I had a friend who’s two years my junior. One day I addressed them as “young lady,” and in response I joked “you’re two years younger, even if we’re in an elder home, you’ll still be ‘young lady’ at that time.”

Then they transitioned, she’s now a he, so that “young lady” thing will no longer work 😅

Verloren herinnering hersteld

Sod it! *Chucks in a grenade hoping to sever the belt.*

*The belt survives, or drones immediately come to replace it*

Honestly, whatever makes the most sense with the materials in the local area. And then I don’t mean what you can get from the local hardware store, but literally, what the earth in the area provides. If you have lots of clay, then brick would be best. If you have lots of big stones, then stone construction it’ll be. If you’re deep in the woods, then a wooden building would serve you just right. Maybe a combination of materials and techniques if you have options in the area.

Bonus points if you can build in a way that passively optimises for managing things like moisture and temperature.

Basically, Firefox only crushes a handful of elderly cats while everyone else crushes kittens by the shipload.

Conclusion: Tragedeighs are more likely to be issued by conservative nutjobs than leftie snowflakes.

Star War: Attack of the Clone

NL here. “Shotgun” is a concept, though mostly through Pop Culture Osmosis.

Narrator: And then they FUCKED!

Yeah, this meme would have made more sense of it went:

CELEBRITY: *dies*
WIKIPEDIA EDITORS:
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… What’s so special about the Zulu Shed?

I’m sorry, English speakers, this only works in Dutch.

But if you insist, a hordeur is a screen door. It’s pronounced very similar to hoarder, which is used in Dutch as a loanword.

This was for the many non-Dutch speakers, y’all can return to your business.

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