Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

Thanks. Now so do I.

*not being sarcastic, this is a gift

That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with it.

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A~%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

Juñor?

She’s twenty-oneteen. What’s so hard to understand?

Surely they mean submachine gun? Or are there Brownings on the streets of Mexico?

Risefall

Oh, I see! We give him a hot cold-dog to warm his icy heart?

Have you ever tried a combination safe? Not quite as stylish, but insanely practical. You get to open it up and look at your dirty work after it’s done.

Take as long as you need, Yuzo. I’ll wait.

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Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

Disqueue, then.

Disque?