He yearned for the mines.

“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more

Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

makes awful whirring noise

I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

Vas is ze meaning of zis?!

He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

Thanks. Now so do I.

*not being sarcastic, this is a gift

That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with it.

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A~%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

Juñor?

She’s twenty-oneteen. What’s so hard to understand?

Surely they mean submachine gun? Or are there Brownings on the streets of Mexico?

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