I recently got a BMW i4 (their electric mid-size sedan). These new cars beep if you start to stray to the next lane without first engaging the turn signal.

My company’s Sprinter van goes as far as yanking you back to your lane unless you engage the turn signal first.

Damned tech ruining a good vintage meme.

I find your lack of imagination, disturbing.

I have definitely had fun with a frozen Baby Ruth and a melty Hershey’s (not simultaneously).

Thank you!

Ricky was always a creep…even before his mom blew up.

You’re assuming that all they planned to do with the Snickers was eat it.

Why? I am out of the loop.

I love that the dog’s only concern was saving his human and the guy’s main freakout was for his dog.

I have yet to see mass adoption of “Luigi is a terrorist” amongst the US population. In fact, quite the opposite.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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X as a brand was worth $0 in 2022.
Twitter as a brand was worth $5.7 billion in 2022.
Elon took Twitter to the back of the shed and Old Yeller’d it.

In the US, we do not have to worry about this because we outsourced our entire means of production. We are fully-dependent on slave labor, foreign and domestic, just like the founding fathers intended.

Troy Baker got Travis Willingham to pass on the gig and then ended up taking the gig himself. 😂

I can guarantee that kid will die.

I’m just saying, if you are gonna instantly repost the image I spent time and effort making, at least gimme a shout out. It’s all about getting some love, the only currency worth anything ont the interwebz.

You know, you can crosspost.

True story: In 2018 I was pretty sure I was or was about to have a heart attack and possibly a stroke. I drove to the ER rather than call an ambulance. As soon as they checked my vitals, they prepped me for emergency surgery. As I was in the O.R. my wife was listing our second home (he one we wanted to retire in) for sale because she was certain that the medical expenses would bankrupt us. Everything worked out well, but the fact that while I might be breathing my last breaths all I am worried about is leaving my wife in financial ruin is not something I can let go of.

…penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

Me IRL

That’s why some people resort to divorce prior to pursuing treatment. Look it up. It’s a horror show.