Sell rides on Air Force Two to pay for stuff. Nobody needs KH anywhere anyway.

After the pandemic you want me to share a big box with a load of strangers? Nope.

Child, please.

The can’t go home one?

Uh, BBC? Yeah, this guy right here can be your James May fill in on new Top Gear.

at least not to feed cats

Well now I’ve gotta look into all the alternative uses for cat food.

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Neighborhood: Leave us alone!

Police: leave them alone

Neighborhood: Why is our murder rate up?!

Yeah but team sports and all, they’ll still pretend it’s great. There’s a ton of braindead leftist crap on this site.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you put an apostrophe there?!

(ahem, grammar and spelling Nazis are also horrible)

Saves battery too if on a trip.

Nah your previous piece of candy had a powerful hallucinogen in it.

mouth is much more tolerant than my ass

Protein powder (I use the Orgain pea protein stuff) + banana + ice + milk/milk alternative all in blender. I don’t question the dark magic of this concoction, I just appreciate it after going a little overboard with the scoville units.

raises hand I really don’t know how any of this works.

Depends on how spitty the llama is feeling.

If he’d fired it during the actual take it wouldn’t have been pointed at a person though. They have clear lanes to fire blanks since they spew out powder and dust, and if anything gets lodged in the barrel it can become a projectile. It’s why they use dummy weapons when ‘firing’ with another actor in the scene.

Hmm, I think the key lies in your username. Replace corn syrup with hot sauce. You can still subsidize farmers, just have them growing Carolina Reapers instead of field corn.

Mostly tasteless? You need to try a better biscuit. Also, while that biscuits and gravy thing is true, they’re more often either on the side or cut in half with bacon and eggs or something in between the halves. It’s not something you want to eat every day, but once every few months on a Saturday morning it’s incredible.

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

Speaking French isn’t a race.