Despite all their Gadsden flags they are obedient.

I was waiting for Reddit to bend in the same way the others have. It was only a matter of time.

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This Lovely Bones sequel is weird

Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

“Dammit. Okay. We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”

He knows he’ll never make up the loss of subscribers on the left since he’s burned those bridges so he has to double down on the far right to carry his platform.

This way he gets to compete with X for a race to the bottom and see who can gather the most shitbags to support their plateauing businesses.

They’d replace affiliate link cookies with their own. So if you’re watching a makeup tutorial and you use their referral code but then use Honey to look for deals, Honey takes the commission instead of the person actually doing the work.

It’s like if the finance person at a car lot decided to take everyone’s commissions because they touched the paperwork last.

I can hear this picture

I’ve been loving Metaphor recently

Defederation to go with their defenestration.

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They’ll happily jail an innocent person so they can avoid looking incompetent.

Controlled opposition.

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Imagine going into a cave to see God and it’s just him bent over showing hole

Looks like Jamie Lee Curtis is joining the MCU.

You’re a wizard, Harry.

You piece of shit.

There’s usually some sort of mechanical release for safety for stuff like this.