Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

That is a false accusation! When it is an official government ship it is Buccaneering.

Let’s say she’s not a medic. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOOTING AT SOMEONE WHO IS BEING FORCED TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD!

Exactly

Now could we hear from someone who has the power to do something about it?

If I grew up on a farm this would be impressive.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

Hmm I don’t know. Looks like Eastern Oklahoma to me.

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

Please don’t do this. You are seriously endangering them by letting them outside. I see too many that have been hit by cars.

Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.

I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!

I prefer the term “admirer”.

Amal Clooney should be put on trial at the Hague along with her husband! Their crime? Being too damn hot for one couple.