If you get your wiener hot enough, you can mold it into any shape you want.

Ever since I heard of microplastic, this has been on my mind quite a bit. Although it might not be “ingested” if they are micro enough, it can probably still get absorbed every time you brush. Multiple that by every day of your life and, boom, now there’s plastic in my balls and I’m 3D printing on my girl’s face.

Seriously, wtf is that terms and conditions. Good find and good share.

Super upsetting.

Any speculation on why that’s in there?

Are they hiring new cheese makers for this cheese? I’d be interested.

IE! Represent.

Pretty good feed content imo.

There are no toppings. Only insideings. 🤤

That’s exactly what they WANT you to think

People sure are quick to blame Russia, when in reality, it’s Hvaldimir, a rogue spy Beluga whale. I mean, sure, he was trained by Russia, but now he’s a merc for hire. This was his first solo gig to get him international notoriety and tell us he’s up for grab$.

He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

Number of days stranded

If you’re paying rent and a mortgage you should reevaluate your living situation.

He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

I have no recommendation, but I wanted to say that I have the SAME issue. I was on a Pixel 3 and I swear that swipe could read my mind. I would be so lazy to swipe/type and I feel it would come out like 95% accurate. Then I switched to a Samsung note, and their swipe always gets it wrong multiple times in a a row. I now tap to type more than swipe.

I don’t feel represented. There isn’t a badass chrome and black cruiser emoji that makes a loud-ass rumble when you open the message, so I’m stuck with the fast and quiet Supersport 🏍.

I’m sure that saturated cat would like to be satiated with Lasagna.

“I hate Mondays” -This saturated cat probably